+my boyfriend does this cute little thing where he lives across the Pacific Ocean and speaks in a language where I need subtitles
- no one: wow you look really nice today
- no one: im really glad i know you
- no one: wanna date me?
- no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
- no one: you have a great taste in music
- no one: i dont think youre weird
- me: why am i so perfect
- America: say ''election''
- Japan: erection
- America: HAHA
